It's the BARK office dogs again. We've got big news, and it's not about squeaky squirrels or that intern who smells like bacon.
Apparently, the BARK humans are giving away FREE dog beds (a $65 value!) when you subscribe. But not just any bed - you get to choose any style, size and color:
🛏️ Cuddler Bed (for pups who like to curl up like cinnamon rolls)
🛋️ Platform Bed (for sprawlers, floppers, and belly-up snoozers)
Frankly, we're shocked. We've been napping under desks for years and all we got was lint and weird looks during Zoom calls.
What we DO know:
Beds are free, and your dog will get free chews all year with a new subscription.
Humans are calling it a "limited-time offer."
We, the office dogs, are officially jealous.
So go ahead - claim your dog's throne of snoozes. Just don't blame us when they stop sharing your bed.
