Dear Nosy Neighborhood Society,
Sunny days are here again, and I don't know about chew, but I am ready for some outdoor play! Btw, do I have boogs in my eyes, or have there been A LOT of new tails wagging through the neighborhood? And, by dog, if they aren't all complete DILFs!
Seriously, I don't know what to do with myself. Everywhere I look, there's a new DILF! I'm watching out the window for that doggone squirrel (you all know the one-with the lil' sprig for a tail 😏), and BOOM. DILF! I'm sunning my belly on the back deck (not quite beach-ready yet, but I'll get there), and WHAM. DILF! For dog's sake, yesterday I was POOPING and without warning, here comes another DILF!
There's that Corgi-all tan with the white spot on the back of their neck (just like mine!)-definitely a DOG I'D LIKE TO FROLIC WITH! And the short-haired border collie whose left ear is always folded--a total DOG I'D LIKE TO FETCH WITH! And OH. MY. DOG. there's this Bloodhound who doesn't even look up when I'm at the front window barking my head off-that's a DOG I'D LIKE TO FORAGE WITH, fur sure! I'm panting just thinking about all these DILFs.
I've just been a TERROR on walks, trying to meet all the new pups. I just don't know how to act! Lucky for me, my human's got my back!. They saw that you can get a FREE Funboy Splash Padwhen you subscribe. Talk about a COOL way to make an introduction! And on top of that, I get monthly deliveries of toys and treats!
Your fellow lookie-loo,
Briar Jane
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