Santa was informed, we're escalating this. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏

Hi, It's us. The BARK Office Dogs.

We've reviewed the year. We've observed your performance. We've tolerated meetings. And after careful consideration, we've decided: we deserve presents. Today.

To make this easy for you, the humans, we're granting access to three Preferred Offers for you to choose from. These represent the highest discount tier of the year and are available only through this email (because we said so):

Two premium toys, two full-size bags of treats (w/free shipping) for only $5

Free Dog Bed - Choose a Cuddler or Platform bed, included with your first box.

Free Extra Toy All Year - One bonus toy added to every monthly box for 12 months.

These Preferred Offers expire tonight, which feels reasonable given it's Christmas Eve, and we've been extremely good dogs.

To make Santa proud, simply click the link above. Your discount will be automatically applied - no code required. No excuses accepted.

Thank you in advance for ensuring all dogs are properly compensated for morale, companionship, and year-round emotional support.

Wags & zzz's,

The BARK Office Dogs

Offers are valid while supplies last and are applicable to 6- or 12-month plans only for new subscriptions.
Other conditions may apply. All charges are in USD.
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