Here at BARK, we're committed to making every dog happy- from original and high-quality toys, treats, kibble, and even an airline! Short of negotiating with squirrels (which we will NEVER do), we've taken things as far as we can - now it's time to bring in the real expert on dog joy: your pup.
Qualifications may include:
- Willingness to learn new tricks (or not, whatever).
- Demonstrated success in chewing, fetching, or strategic napping.
- Must work well with others, both human and hound. No biting co-workers unless playfully and with consent.
But above all else, this pup must be a connoisseur and creator of happiness.
In exchange for their valuable taste-testing and toy-approving, the Chairdog (and their human representative) will receive a compensation package of $50,000 in cash value PLUS exclusive access to BARK's toys, treats, and semi-professional belly rubbers.
Once hired, BARK's Chairdog will lead our new Dog Committee - a first-of-its-kind advisory committee that every subscriber is automatically made a member of. That's right! We're making dogs co-owners of the company. Dogs will always have a seat at our table or at least a really comfy bed right next to it.
When you subscribe, your dog officially joins the Dog Commitee unlocking these tail-wagging perks:
✔ Subscriber Exclusive Toys
✔ Free Shipping-Approved by Dogs, Paid by Us
✔ Voting Rights: Your Dog Helps Call the Shots
✔ New Themes Decided by Dogs. Every Month
✔ A 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
So, what are you waiting for?
Subscribe now, and don't forget to fill out their application to be hired as BARK's first Chairdog!
Yours Chewly,
Wanda Lumpkin
BARK Recruiter
