Welcome to runner confession.
This is a safe space.
We're collecting stories of runs that went very wrong.
Missed turns. Bad calls. DNFs. Absolute humblings.
Reply to this email and tell us about a time running did you dirty (or you did it to yourself).
Best story wins $100 bucks.
We need the entertainment.
You need the absolution.
Any confession will always be shared anonymously.
No names. Just the story. Runner-to-runner.
Confess away.
P.S. If you need to hide you face in shame, you know where to buy a hat.
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