Dear Reader,
Beware! The Curse of Friday the 13th is upon you! 😱👻😈 There is only ONE way to save yourself.......................
👉👉👉 Join BarkBox today. 🐶🐕🐩🐶🐕
If you subscribe, dog blessings will head your way! 👼 You and your pup will receive new toys, treats, and themes every month! Each box will come with a FREE extra toy! 🤑 Your life will overflow with dog joy!
But what if you do NOT subscribe? Then The Curse of Friday the 13th will haunt you! You will be awoken every morning by 7 powerful dog farts 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 You will blame them on your dog but no one will believe you! 😬 Till the end of your days, you will explain these farts are not yours but everyone will call you "SHARTY" behind your back! And sometimes right to your face! 💩 Your tombstone will read HERE LIES SHARTY! 🪦
You will also have 7 years of bad luck 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎 That's 49 dog years!
Oh... you think we won't do 49 thumbs down emojis right now? Just watch us.
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Indeed, this is a serious hex. But there IS a way out. Join the pack now. Get your FREE toys. Avoid the Friday the 13th Curse and a lifetime of being called "SHARTY." 💩💩💩
Before we sign off, here's a very long line of ellipses because why not.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Dogspeed,
Your friends at BARK
