Heady days, SPOKEsmen.
Right now, this very Wednesday, you can enjoy 20 of your English per cent off every
short and
lightweight trouser in our range.
That's right. No exceptions.
We've even prepared a handy rhyme as an aide-mémoire:
If it stops before the knee,
It's yours for twen-ty...
per cent off.
We should probably stick to prose.
