Our overlords in 'Big Outerwear' have a sinister agenda.
For years, they've been pummelling us with propaganda - not to mention chemtrails and 'fluoride' in the water.
They want you to believe that sleeves are essential.
But today, we bring you #truth: The Gilet will set you free.
Yes, we know the name is French, and suspect.
But believe us when we tell you - there's no more liberating way to manage the variable temperatures of autumn. And this one's a beauty.
On the outside, a Japanese-milled shell that's soft, smooth and quietly tech-y. Inside, it's padded with Thinsulate™ - featherlight, and improbably warm for its weight.
We've dialled in four pockets - all zippable and secure. Keys, cards, cold hands, covered.
It's smart and office-ready, but when the big chill descends, you've got a mid-layer to slip under your winter coat, like it was made for it - because it was.
Three quiet shades for you: Dark Navy and Black are bankers; Gunmetal is our pick of the pack.
Upgrade your commute with Bulletproofs and seriously take the rains. Space-age water resistance and covert cycle-safe features meet smart styling for a storm-proofed, office-ready chino.
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